Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Top 5 Things I Have Learned at Work This Past Year


5. 50-year-old adults still cry when they fail a multiple choice test.


4. If an employee in the building is threatening suicide and possibly has a weapon, someone in China will hear a rumor about an evacuation order before you do (literally).


3. Joel can staple name tents faster than me AND eat more sushi than me. Rats.


2. Not all toner cartridges open the same way. You have to watch out for the exploding ones.


1. Never stand idly by while a co-worker uses duct tape to attach something to the wall.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think the phrase "laugh out loud" aka "LOL" is greatly overused on the internet. Usually people aren't laughing, but just cracking a smile or letting out a snicker. I want you to know that I truly laughed out loud at this post.